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Funny Metaphors

Easily spice up your next speech creative writing using our vast list funny metaphors for ideas.

Metaphors are often used to inject humor into the writings of many authors. Some of the known funny metaphors are:

-Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
-He's riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.
-Lawyers and woodpeckers have mighty long bills.
-Harder to pick than a broken nose.
-A few nuggets short of a happy meal.
-Love you like a fat kid loves cake.
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