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Funny Metaphors

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Metaphors are often used to inject humor into the writings of many authors. Some of the known funny metaphors are:

-Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
-He's riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.
-Lawyers and woodpeckers have mighty long bills.
-Harder to pick than a broken nose.
-A few nuggets short of a happy meal.
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